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Unicorn Mug Why Don’t You Climb In Your Douche Canoe
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Unicorn Mug Why Don’t You Climb In Your Douche Canoe
- Perfect gift for tea lover, coffee lover, drinking lover, who also love Unicorn, magical animals and funny things
- The cute image of a Unicorn riding the canoe and the quote “Why Don’t You Climb In Your Douche Canoe. Cry Me A River, Float The Fuck Away” makes it the funny gift for any Unicorn lover to drink and have fun!
- If you love this Unicorn Shirt, buy it for yourself or give it to your special ones on any cases such as Mother’s Day, Birthday, Halloween, Christmas, New year, Anniversary day, Valentine…
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Our product(s) are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.
Production and Standard Delivery times
Please keep in mind that your package’s Estimated Arrival = Production time + Shipping time.
Production and Shipping time varies depending on what types of items you purchase and the delivery location. Kindly note that this is the estimated time frame only.
Standard Shipping ($5.95+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 4-8 days (U.S. and EU orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
- International & EU Orders*: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and our apologies for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($14.95+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 3-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
Unisex T-Shirt
1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
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No sizes
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
