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Of Course I Cum Fast I’ve Got Parlays To Lose Hat
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Of Course I Cum Fast I’ve Got Parlays To Lose Hat is a self-deprecating joke that mixes sexual innuendo with the high-stress world of sports betting. Here are the details!
Of Course I Cum Fast I’ve Got Parlays To Lose Hat Meaning
The hat reads: “Of Course I Cum Fast I’ve Got Parlays To Lose” is a humorous take on sports betting culture. It plays on the double entendre of “coming fast” (a reference to premature ejaculation) while tying it to the anxiety and urgency that sports bettors feel when they have money riding on multiple bets, known as parlays.
The phrase reflects the emotional rollercoaster of gambling, where bettors often experience fast excitement followed by inevitable disappointment. The humor lies in exaggerating how seriously some gamblers take their bets, even to the point of affecting other areas of their lives.
This Of Course I Cum Fast I’ve Got Parlays To Lose Hat would appeal to sports bettors, gamblers, or fans of betting culture who appreciate dark humor and irony.
Product Detail
Have a look at the detailed information about the Of Course I Cum Fast I’ve Got Parlays To Lose Hat below!
- Features detailed 2D embroidery for a stylish look.
- Customizable closure for a perfect fit, suitable for all head sizes.
- Ventilation holes keep you cool and comfortable.
- Great for casual wear, sports, and outdoor activities.
- Designed for both men and women, making it a versatile accessory.
- A standout cap with modern embroidery trends.
- A great gift for those who appreciate stylish, high-quality headwear.
Our product(s) are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.
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- Orders using this option generally arrive 4-8 days (U.S. and EU orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
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- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
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- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 3-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
Unisex T-Shirt
1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
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The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
