Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt
Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight
Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt
Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight

Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt

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Unisex T-Shirt +
Unisex V-Neck +
Unisex Long Sleeve +
Unisex Hoodie +
Unisex Sweatshirt +
Unisex Tank Top +
  • Total: $0.00
Estimated arrival: Place your order today (standard shipping method) to receive the product(s) within Feb 08 - Feb 16

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Feb 02 - Feb 06

Feb 08 - Feb 16

Many people can’t help laughing when they first look at the Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt. What makes the shirt so funny?

Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt Meaning

You make my penis hard
You make my penis hard

The tee fully writes: “Life is like a penis simple, soft, straight relaxed and hanging freely then a woman makes it hard”. It’s the comparison of life and a penis that makes the shirt viral.

A penis refers to the male sexual organ. When the penis is not erect, it is soft, straight, and hanging freely. But when a man is about to have sex with a girl, his penis will become hard. That’s what accounts for the phrase “then a woman makes it hard” on the shirt.

In sexual life, women are the reason why men’s penises are hard. And in daily life, we have also been familiar with the saying “life is simple, but women are so complicated”. The quote on the shirt is a funny saying to express that women are complicated, both in daily life and sexual intercourse.

Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt Information

Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight T Shirt
Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight T Shirt

Have a look at the detailed information about Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt below!

Material 100% Cotton
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 5XL)
Style Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Unisex V-necks, T-shirts, and more.
Discount Sale Up To 30% Off
Imported From the United States
Brand Tshirt At Low Price

Our product(s) are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Production and Standard Delivery times

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  • Orders using this option generally arrive 4-8 days (U.S. and EU orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
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  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 3-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
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  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.

Unisex T-Shirt

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

No sizes

No sizes

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.