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Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt
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Women make dick hard
Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt uses humor to make a comparison between life and a penis. Discover more about the meaning of the shirt here!
Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt Meaning
The t-shirt stands out with the phrase “Life is like a penis simple, soft, straight relaxed and hanging freely then a woman makes it hard”.
A penis refers to the male sexual organ. When the penis is not erect, it is soft, straight, and hanging freely. But when a man is about to have sex with a girl, or when a girl sucks his penis, the penis will become hard. That’s what accounts for the phrase “then a woman makes it hard”.
In sexual life, women are the reason why men’s penises are hard. And in daily life, we have also been familiar with the saying “Life is simple, but women are so complicated”.
Life Is Like Penis Quote is a metaphorical comparison that suggests that life, like a penis, starts off simple, soft, and carefree (“straight, relaxed, and hanging freely”) until women come and make it harder and more complex.
Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt is a funny saying to express that women are complicated, both in daily life and sexual intercourse.
Product Detail: Life Is Like A Penis Shirt
Have a look at the detailed information about Life Is Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Shirt below!
| Material | 100% Cotton |
| Color | Printed With Different Colors |
| Size | Various Size (From S to 5XL) |
| Style | Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Unisex V-necks, T-shirts, and more. |
| Discount | Sale Up To 30% Off |
| Imported | From the United States |
| Brand | Tshirt At Low Price |
Our product(s) are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.
Production and Standard Delivery times
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Production and Shipping time varies depending on what types of items you purchase and the delivery location. Kindly note that this is the estimated time frame only.
Standard Shipping ($5.95+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 4-8 days (U.S. and EU orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
- International & EU Orders*: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and our apologies for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($14.95+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 3-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
Unisex T-Shirt
1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
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The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
