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I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke T Shirt
I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke T Shirt
I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke T Shirt
I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke T Shirt
I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke T Shirt

I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke T Shirt

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I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke T Shirt
Please note: Design and shirt can be in the same color, making it hard to see. We will make necessary edits before print it or you can contact us to change the design file color as you want.
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I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke T Shirt uses hyperbole and dark humor to make a strong, exaggerated statement about the person’s love for Diet Coke. Explore here!

I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke T Shirt Meaning

I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke
I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke

The phrase “I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke” is not meant to be taken literally but is intended to humorously convey just how much the person values or craves the beverage.

It means a strong preference or desire for Diet Coke, to the extent of jokingly suggesting extreme actions. Diet Coke is a sugar-free variant of Coca-Cola, first introduced in 1983. It contains artificial sweeteners instead of sugar, making it a popular choice for those looking to reduce their calorie intake.

This I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke T Shirt plays on the idea of hyperbolic statements commonly used for comedic effect.

Product Detail

Have a look at the detailed information about the I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke T Shirt below!

Material 100% Cotton
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 5XL)
Style Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Unisex V-necks, T-shirts, and more.
Brand TShirt At Low Price
Imported From the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry clean

Our product(s) are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

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  • Orders using this option generally arrive 4-8 days (U.S. and EU orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
  • International & EU Orders*: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and our apologies for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.

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  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 3-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.

Unisex T-Shirt

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

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The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.