Name: I Swear To God If You Pork My Daughter Shirt I'll Turn Your Ass Into Bacon It Will Make My Day
Brand: Tshirt at Low Price
SKU: NPQT3108306
Price: 17.95 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (64 reviews)

I Swear To God If You Pork My Daughter I’ll Turn Your Ass Into Bacon It Will Make My Day a comedic way to convey a protective fatherly attitude with a twist of absurdity.

I Swear To God If You Pork My Daughter Shirt I’ll Turn Your Ass Into Bacon It Will Make My Day Meaning

The statement “I Swear To God If You Pork My Daughter I’ll Turn Your Ass Into Bacon It Will Make My Day” uses strong and vulgar language to convey a message. It appears to be a threatening and aggressive expression meant to warn someone against engaging in a romantic or sexual relationship with their daughter.

The saying wants to express that if anyone were to become involved with their daughter in such a way, they would retaliate aggressively, metaphorically turning the person’s body into bacon (inflicting harm) and finding satisfaction or pleasure in doing so. The statement combines explicit language with a tone of humor or satisfaction derived from imagining the extreme response.

Product Detail

Look at detailed information about the I Swear To God If You Pork My Daughter Shirt I’ll Turn Your Ass Into Bacon It Will Make My Day below:

Material	100% Cotton
Color	Printed With Different Colors
Size	Various Size (From S to 5XL)
Style	Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Unisex V-necks, T-shirts, and more.
Brand	TShirt At Low Price
Imported	From the United States
Care Instructions	Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean

About Manufacturer

Gildan

Gildan is the leading blank apparel manufacturer specializing in producing t-shirts in the United States. Founded in 1989 and headquartered in Canada, Gildan is probably the world's largest t-shirt producer, dominating the wholesale industry.

That's why we choose this manufacturer for Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex V-necks, Unisex Sweatshirt, Unisex Pullover Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee, Tank Top, and Youth Tees products.

Gildan t-shirts are often affordable, making them an excellent choice for individuals on a budget. Furthermore, their t-shirts are made from thick, comfortable, and long-lasting fabric.

The shirt comes in various colors and is suitable for all ages and genders from unisex to women, and youth.

Bella+Canvas

For Premium Women's T-Shirt, Premium Unisex T-Shirt, Bella+Canvas is our choice. Bella + Canvas is a Los Angeles-based company that produces high-quality tees in an ethical and little environmental impact manner.

They insist on using Airlume cotton (cleaner, fewer stray fibers, eco-friendly) and the most modern sewing techniques to ensure the best fit with built-in comfort.

In addition, the brand is committed to sustainability, so Bella+Canvas tees are durable. It also has a better selection of modern colors.

Bella+Canvas is particularly popular among fashion-conscious customers looking for the softest and smoothest t-shirt material. They are a favorite option for our clients and staff, and we always recommend them.

Our product(s) are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Production and Standard Delivery times

Please keep in mind that your package’s Estimated Arrival = Production time + Shipping time.

Production and Shipping time varies depending on what types of items you purchase and the delivery location. Kindly note that this is the estimated time frame only.

Standard Shipping ($5.95+)

Orders using this option generally arrive 4-8 days (U.S. and EU orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
International & EU Orders*: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and our apologies for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($14.95+) (U.S. Only)

Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 3-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.

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I Swear To God If You Pork My Daughter Shirt I’ll Turn Your Ass Into Bacon It Will Make My Day