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I Had My Ass Eaten By A Lizard Person At The Cern Shirt
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I Had My Ass Eaten By A Lizard Person At The Cern Shirt is great for anyone interested in researching physics and science. Find out the meaning of the shirt to know why it’s becoming so popular.
I Had My Ass Eaten By A Lizard Person At The Cern Shirt Meaning
The t-shirt gains much interest with the phrase “I had my ass eaten by a Lizard Person at the Cern Facility in Geneva, Switzerland”.
CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, is a premier international scientific organization established in 1954, located in Meyrin, a western suburb of Geneva, on the France–Switzerland border. It includes 23 member states and is an official United Nations General Assembly observer.
The concept of “Lizard People” is rooted in conspiracy theories, particularly the Reptilian conspiracy theory. This theory implies that shape-shifting reptilian humanoids, often depicted as lizard-like creatures, infiltrate Earth to control humanity.
On the other hand, the phrase “I had my ass eaten” refers to the sexual practice of anilingus, which is oral stimulation of the anus.
I Had My Ass Eaten By A Lizard Person At The Cern Shirt is a creative way to make a pun on the Reptilian conspiracy theory and CERN facility in Geneva.
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| Material | 100% Cotton |
| Color | Printed With Different Colors |
| Size | Various Size (From S to 5XL) |
| Style | Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Unisex V-necks, T-shirts, and more. |
| Brand | TShirt At Low Price |
| Imported | From the United States |
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Unisex T-Shirt
1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
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