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Don’t Be Afraid To Get On Top If He Dies He Dies Shirt
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Many girls are afraid of getting on top because they think they are too big to do so. The special Don’t Be Afraid To Get On Top If He Dies He Dies Shirt reflects that fact.
Don’t Be Afraid To Get On Top If He Dies He Dies Shirt Explanation
On the shirt, we see the phrase “Don’t be afraid to get on top if he dies, he dies” and the image of a fat woman. These details are inspired by the viral Curvy Girl Don’t Be Afraid To Get On Top meme that mentions the “woman on top” position during sexual intercourse. In fact, the “woman on top” or “cowgirl” position is said to be the most dangerous for men because it puts most men’s penises in danger.
The words “if he dies, he dies” are actually a memorable quote from Ivan Vasilyevich Drago – a Soviet-Russian fictional character in the 1985 film Rocky IV. At the end of Rocky IV, Ivan Drago easily beats his opponent Apollo in a boxing match. Drago receives many questions from reporters when Apollo dies in his arms and his only answer is “If he dies, he dies”, implying that’s his fate.
The shirt about sex reminds everyone of Rocky IV and the famous quote of Drago. “Don’t Be Afraid To Get On Top If He Dies He Dies” – Big girls keep getting on top because “if he dies, he dies” – that’s his fate and he is willing to accept it. The phrase “If He Dies He Dies” is usually said by women as a joke when they talk about riding men or face riding.
Don’t Be Afraid To Get On Top If He Dies He Dies Shirt Details
Let’s take a look at the Don’t Be Afraid To Get On Top If He Dies He Dies Shirt below to know more information:
| Material | 100% Premium Cotton |
| Color | Various Colors |
| Size | From S to 5XL |
| Style option | Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Unisex V-neck, T-shirts, and more. |
| Discount | Buy More, Save More- Up to 30% |
| Imported | From the USA |
| Store | T-Shirt At Low Price |
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Unisex T-Shirt
1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
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The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
