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Cum Shock Bad Flex Small Cock No Sex Rod Knock Bottom Text Shirt
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There are various expressions to describe different sexual experiences. Cum Shock Bad Flex Small Cock No Sex Rod Knock Bottom Text Shirt is a typical example.
Cum Shock Bad Flex Small Cock No Sex Rod Knock Bottom Text Explanation
Cum Shock Bad Flex Small Cock No Sex Rod Knock Bottom Text Shirt looks so funny with the quote printed on it. The phrase is like a short poem in which one sentence is comprised of two words: Cum Shock/ Bad Flex/ Small Cock/ No Sex/ Rod Knock/ Bottom Text. The pronunciation of words with the same rhyme like “Shock, Cock, Knock” and “Flex, Sex, Text” makes everyone laugh out loud.
- Cum Shock: The phrase refers to someone being shocked by the size of her partner’s penis the first time she sees it. It is typically a cock that is very large.
- Bad Flex: A flex is when a man meets up with a woman and has an intention of escalating the situation sexually in order to get laid. But this is a bad flex so the woman doesn’t have any feelings for him.
- Small Cock: A man who has an abnormally small penis. Even, that mature man comes with a cock that is smaller than that of a young boy.
- No Sex: This implies there is a lack of intercourse. The girl seems to have no sexual desires, no sex appeal, sexually uninteresting. Is that because his partner’s penis is too small?
- Rod Knock: This is the sound created during sexual intercourse, normally in the “doggy style” position. The “rod” or “cock” is “knocking” the interior of the vagina.
- Bottom Text: This is a tone signifier often used at the end of a sentence. It’s like the end of the funny poem here.
Cum Shock Bad Flex Small Cock No Sex Rod Knock Bottom Text T-Shirt Details
Take a look at the detailed information about this Cum Shock Bad Flex Small Cock No Sex Rod Knock Bottom Text T-Shirt below:
| Material | 100% Cotton |
| Color | Printed With Different Colors |
| Size | Various Size (From S to 5XL) |
| Style | Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Unisex V-necks, T-shirts, and more. |
| Discount | Sale Up To 30% Off |
| Imported | From the United States |
| Brand | Tshirt At Low Price |
Our product(s) are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.
Production and Standard Delivery times
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Production and Shipping time varies depending on what types of items you purchase and the delivery location. Kindly note that this is the estimated time frame only.
Standard Shipping ($5.95+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 4-8 days (U.S. and EU orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
- International & EU Orders*: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and our apologies for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($14.95+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 3-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
Unisex T-Shirt
1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
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The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
