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25 Funny Father’s Day Quotes Get Dad Excited Now

Father’s Day is an opportunity to show love to the number one guy in our lives. Nothing beats the funny Father’s Day quotes and sayings about fatherhood. What better than sending Father’s Day cards with something special and meaningful written inside. It can be a daunting task to find the exact right words to describe the depth of your love and gratitude for the guy who always stands by you and supports you in any circumstances. If you’re stuck on what to write on a card, these best and funny Father’s Day quotes from comedians and celebrities will inspire and help you to bring joy to your dad.

Show your love to your important man with funny Father’s Day quotes

Funny Father’s Day Quotes 2020

Give your father a good laugh with funny Father’s Day quotes! These funny Father’s Day quotes will poke fun at the father-child relationship and create great moments. Read funny Father’s Day quotes and inspired:


Ray Romano

“Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken and there’s a lot of throwing up.”


Will Arnett 

“I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable, I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask.”


Chris Pratt

“I’ve done all kinds of cool things as an actor: I’ve jumped out of helicopters and done some daring stunts and played baseball in a professional stadium, but none of it means anything compared to being somebody’s daddy.”


Chris Rock

“When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifice they make for their children, I look at them like they’re crazy because ‘sacrifice’ infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.”


Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds also gave a funny dad quote: “I would rather drink a piping hot bowl of liquid rabies than get on a plane with my two children”  


John Krasinski 

Becoming a new father isn’t an easy thing, as John Krasinski can attest.  “I just wake up hoping that I don’t screw up today.”


Dave Attell

“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.”


Rita Rudner

“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”


Steve Martin

”A father carries pictures where his money used to be.”


Jimmy Fallon has one of the sweetest dad quotes:

”Moms should know that even the manliest guys will become softies when they have daughters.”


Jerry Seinfeld

‘’Having a two year old is like having a blender without a lid.’’


Jim Gaffigan

‘’ Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.’’


Bob Odenkirk

‘’My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.’’


Stewart Francis

“Even though I’m proud my dad invented the rear-view mirror, we’re not as close as we appear.”


Jerry Lewis

‘’When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.’’


Dave Barry

‘’Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.’’


Stephen Colbert

“Never underestimate kids’s tenacity. Raising a child is like wrestling a small but relentless opponent.”


William Shakespeare

“It is a wise father that knows his own child.”


Paul Lewis

“A father’s words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house.”


Al Unser

“Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.”


Linda Poindexter

“A good father is one whose only reason for putting down a laughing baby is to pick up a crying one.”


Reed Markham

“Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.”


Anne Sexton

“It doesn’t matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.”


George W. Bush

‘’I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.’’


Jack Handy

‘’Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.’’


Besides amazing Father’s day gift ideas, funny Father’s Day quotes are a perfect way to tell how great you think he is and thanking him for all that he has done for you by also giving him a good chuckle. Father Day is a special day, so why not fill the holiday with laughter. These 26 funny Father’s Day quotes and messages celebrate dads and all aspects of their roles as fathers.

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